A Guide to Life Inside the Cubicle

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TPS Reports are a bitch.

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June 3, 2008   1 Comment

The Notorious Office Drummer

I am pleased to announce that I have finally discovered a way to combat the notoriously annoying Office Drummer. Who is this Office Drummer you ask? The Office Drummer is that person who just so happens to be located in the cubicle next to you. The person who spends half the day tapping their fingers on the desk as they ponder menial tasks, without even a hint of regard for your sanity. These people create senseless rhythms by tapping their feet against the cubicle divider while simultaneously rolling their fingernails against the top of their wooden desks.

Although I am usually a very upfront person, when dealing with instances like these, I typically enjoy playing the passive aggressive card, which is why this Waiting Machine Finger by Chris Eckert is all too perfect for getting back at the Office Drummer. While I have never had the patience, or dexterity to beat the tappers at their own game by doing my own tapping, this automated finger tapper is guaranteed to do the trick. Check out the video below!

June 3, 2008   No Comments

Office Gift Giving for Nerds

If you happen to be searching for an appropriate birthday gift for a female colleague at your office, then look no further. Every man knows that both chocolate and diamonds are a sure bet to gain the favor of a womans affection, so why not give her both by combining the Diamanta Mouse with Michael Sholk’s Chocolate Keyboard.  Absolutely perfect if said female colleague happens to share your immense interest in Warcraft.

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June 3, 2008   1 Comment