Category — Office Machines

Instead of wasting precious time explaining the many ways in which this marvelous machine will improve your life, I’ll skip right to the facts.  It’s called The ORPHIS X9050, it’s made by the Japanese office quipment manufacturer Riso, and is supposedly the world’s fastest color photocopier.
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The Keyboard Key Rubik’s Cube. Requires an IQ over 140, and can be solved over Wi-Fi.

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While doing my “wake up ritual” this morning of sipping coffee, snacking on a bagel, and enjoying a few rounds of the ol’ Stumble button, I came across a couple interesting videos on inkjet printers with some compelling information that truly supports my recent interest in smashing the one I have at home. First, a dirty secret about the waste ink reservoir…

The next one is a little more controversial as I haven’t tried to confirm the factuality of its content, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s completely true.

And we all know that there is only one way to finish this post…enjoy.

So my office got a very attractive looking new all-in-one laser printer yesterday since the last one mysteriously stopped working the day after a recent company party. To my surprise my company actually dished out the dough for a HP LaserJet CM4703(above), which did a marvelous job of handling some page heavy reports I had been waiting to print. Naturally I felt inclined to test the new machine out a bit, and thought it might be a good idea to print some pictures of myself at a 80’s pop theme party from a couple weeks ago since the Canon printer I have at home is so old it may as well have been a part of my outfit. Anyway, I picked out some pictures of me doing the robot in my acid wash jeans, and matching pink tank-top and headband, and sent them off to the printer. But before I get a chance to make my way to the room the printer is located in, my boss appears at my cube and begins discussing an upcoming project. Pretty soon I have completely forgotten about my pictures, and head off to grab lunch. Upon my return, I am greeted by several people whom I have never met before, all of which have a rather mischievous grin on their face. After discretely examining my appearance I walk into the kitchen and see my pictures taped to the fridge. Great. For the remainder of the day I was greeted by random people doing robot impressions even worse than mine. Although I have not yet discovered the mastermind behind the sabotage, I feel i have secured my invitation to the next company talent competition.