Halloween in the Office

by The Office Master

Halloween will soon be upon us, and while I thought my suggestions last week regarding Halloween Costumes Fit For the Office were pretty sweet, I think this Blood Puddle Pillow may take the cake.

Instead of wearing some stupid spiderman costume, or any costume for that matter, just buy one of these Blood Puddle Pillows and pretend to be a victim of a recent homicide. Simply place the pillow on your desk, the floor, or wherever you want really…then proceed to take a nap for the remainder of the day. If awoken, just claim you were waiting to for someone particular to walk by, and express frustration over the person (who woke you up) ruining your joke.