Yahoo Resignation Letter Generator

If you happen to work at Yahoo right now, the whole Microsoft buy-out thing has probably been quite stressful lately. Apparently a handful of execs recently hit the road, and that’s usually a pretty bad sign, so chances are the thought of quitting has crossed your mind at least once.

Well if the only thing holding you back is writing that dreaded resignation letter, Mathew Honan, a contributing editor over at Wired, has taken most of the pain out of it for you by creating a simple, easy to use, Resignation Letter Generator.

Following a Mad-Libs format, you can create your own custom letter in under 1 minute.

Here are a few examples from the generator:

It is with great
sadness glee self-interest

that I ask you to accept this letter as my official resignation from Yahoo!

My last day here will be
two weeks from today tomorrow the best day of my life you fucking incompetent nincompoops

As you know, for some time now I have been desiring
more time with my family a more challenging position you guys quit destroying all my net worth

and thus I feel the time has finally arrived for me to
move on take a new direction tell you to go fuck yourself

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