Have your co-workers stopped inviting you to their post-work drinking festivities? Well maybe your mouth has been doing more than just telling lame jokes at the office. Now you can keep your breath fresh with the Halitosis Detector , a bad-breath meter that will measure your stank breath in four escalating stages. Its small enough to fit inside your pocket, and if coupled with a roll of mentos, is sure prevent your boss from filling out that employee relocation form.