I saw a story on CNN the other day that offered up some sources of distraction for cubicle dwellers, the highlight of which was a website called True Office Confessions. The site is basically a big message board that allows disgruntled office workers to vent their frustrations, or confess unspeakable acts.  Here are a few of my favorite confessions thus far:

“Has anyone ever been typing a memo and tried to type the word “and”, but you slip and type the word “nad”? I do it often and every time I laugh to myself. God, I’m such a loser. ”

“i try to get rid of all my restroom issues at work… might as well s**t on them… they do it to me everyday…. ”

“Thanks to the endless amount of time before the whistle blows, I’m tempted to test the velocity needed to ram a ballpoint pen into my brain via the temple.”

“I hate when people lick their fingers in order to pick up papers from the universally used printer. This woman in my office was searching for something she printed and she started to lick from her elbow to her middle finger tip. She basically licked the entire stack of papers…effing gross!”