If there’s one thing I have learned in the corporate world, its that you can never hide your lunches quite well enough. While I believe that most people are intrinsically good, there appears to be some sort of ethical loophole in most offices where people are able to casually justify stealing someone elses lunch.

If you work in an office where anything short of hiding your lunch bag inside of a empty carton of soy milk will get your lunch stolen, then you might consider investing in these very clever Anti-Theft Lunch Bags.

The Anti-Theft Lunch Bags are regular sandwich bags that feature green splotches printed on both sides, giving your carefully crafted sandwich a rather moldy appearance which is sure to fend off any potential lunch thieves.

Technology is advancing rapidly these days, and while many of us are able to keep up with the emerging trends and evolving technical language, there are those among us who are simply unable to understand or operate any piece of technology more advanced than the television remote in their living room.

I recently noticed that my office happens to have one of these people. This man was attempting to operate the idiot proof shredder we have at my office, but somehow, someway, despite the simplistic nature of the machine, this man failed at using it to shred his documents. Consequently, the man was forced to shred his stack of papers manually.

I’m not sure why I didn’t bother to help him at the time, but I wound up feeling rather bad about it later that day, so I decided I would attempt to help him in some way. After a bit of research, I found what can only be described as the absolute perfect gift for this technologically challenged person; the Think Tank Hand Crank Paper Shredder.

I am fairly certain that my co-worker will have no problems operating this piece of machinery in the future since the only advertised requirements for use of this machine are “paper” and “hand with opposable thumb”. At a mere $3.99 I actually can’t think of a better x-mas present for my other co-workers, so I may just order ten.

I can’t even explain how badly I want one of these nerf office wars to happen at my work.

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I came across a humorous article today on the Business Pundit that listed some insightful tips on how to determine if your boss is an idiot.

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