Any business man will tell you that the constant portrayal of success is essential to actually achieving it.  And if there’s one accessory that is guaranteed to signal your success to others, its a big shiny pen.  And they don’t come much fancier than this one.

This limited edition 18k gold pen from Caran d’Ache, titled 1010, was built to “celebrate the special genius of watchmakers”, the name having been chosen because of the perfectly balanced look of a watch’s hands at that time.  The pen alludes to the inner workings of a fine timepiece in several ways, including non-working gears underneath the pen’s transparent surface, a clip in the shape of a watch hand, a decorative balance wheel poised between two rubies, and small tick marks etched around its barrel.

With a price tag of $19K this pen is the real deal, meaning that to afford it your business dealings need to be as well.

Caran d’Ache via Dvice

When it comes to working in a corporate office, the only thing that disappears faster than leftover cupcakes in the kitchen is your pen supply.  While pen borrowing/theft is common practice, and generally considered acceptable in times of need, it ultimately becomes a burden for those of us forced to make a trip to the supply room every day.  Sure, stockpiling a years worth of pens in your drawer is an easy solution, but if you are looking for a more classy approach to deal with the situation, let me suggest the Borrow My Pen? pens.  Each set contains 8 pens marked with advertisements for companies you probably don’t want to be associated with.  Put these in your pen jar, and watch as rumors start circulating, and reputations get ruined.

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Now here is a brilliant piece of machinery. Aside from being able to print receipts of your basic calculations, this calculator also has a hidden spy cam! Although I can think of some unethical uses for this little gem, I am more interested in finally capturing the villain who has been stealing my pens and replacing them with highlighters to offset the growing empty space in my pen jar. It comes with a remote control, or can be activated via motion sensor. Get yours here.

Via UberGizmo