If you enjoy cluttering your desk with useless junk that pretends to serve a purpose, then the Desk Top Butt Station is right up your alley.  As you can surely tell from the pictures, it is made to look like a fellow sitting on a toilet holding a roll of toilet paper.  The idea of the paper clips sticking to the guys underside is a nice touch, but unfortunately for all you mad pen collectors the piece only appears to hold 3.